1. ha! I like this a lot
2. The first phrase may not be needed.
3. As clever as it is, I’m trying to justify the absence of sentence closures… yes, I think the irony in that works quite well.
4. You know this implies that Jesus, had he been married, would have been a crummy housemate. True, I think.
5. Shorten the title – maybe even to “Newlywed Carpenter” since it is about him really.
* This story is copyrighted to Camille Renshaw.