• Home
  • Archives
  • Bookshelf
  • Contact Us
  • Masthead
  • Submission Guidelines
Subscribe: Posts | Comments | E-mail
  • From the Editor
Pif Magazine

MuMu Mama

By Danna Botwick

Published May 1st, 1999

Time to hang it up,

put away my leather mini-skirts,

my spike heels, my black lycra,

the goofy girl sundresses,

the wicked makeup,

the bad attitude,

the pouty lips,

These things just don’t fit anymore.

Time for a mumu,

I wanna be a big Hawaiian/Mexican/Yiddishe mama

with big hugs, big food, big warmth.

No more worries about my god-forsaken

sex appeal.

Sorry, men/victims of the world,

I’m retiring.

Time for a mumu.

  • Share the Love:
  • Bookmark on Delicious
  • Digg this post
  • Recommend on Facebook
  • share via Reddit
  • Share with Stumblers
  • Tweet about it
  • Tell a friend
About the Author
Danna was born and raised in Las Vegas, Nevada. She considers herself first and foremost an artist who just accidentally became a businesswoman.
blog comments powered by Disqus
  • Search Pif

  • Categories

  • Books We Love

  • Login/Register

    • Log in
    • Entries RSS
    • Comments RSS
    • WordPress.org
  • Support Pif

  • Our Literary Web

    • Literary Sites We Love
      • CLMP
      • Dead Advice
      • Sampsonia Way
      • The Creative Penn
    • Online Magazines We Love
      • Drunken Boat
      • failbetter.com
      • January Magazine
      • La Petite Zine
      • Mudlark
  • Our Readers

  • Pif Magazine
  • ISSN: 1094-2726
  • © 1995 - 2010 All Rights Reserved
  • Terms of Use
  • Contact Us
  • Published by DiMax, Inc.
  • Powered by WordPress
  • The Papercut theme by WooThemes - Premium Wordpress Themes
  • follow:
  • Join our Facebook page
  • Subscribe to our Feed
  • Tweet with Us