Lament of the Compulsive Voyeur

by Jason Matthews

Originally published on March 1, 2013

Every woman I know is naked on the Internet.   Every single one.   They breathe, “H-T-T-P: colon, back /slash-back\ slash.”   I can’t not look.   A photographer holds out his card; soon, we shall see whether the claims adjuster upstairs shaves downstairs.   I’ve seen my boss’s stretchmarks, the waitress’s c-section, and my [...]