Zootown, USA

by Matt Liebel

Originally published on May 1, 1999

One morning at the St. Louis Zoo, the Camel and the Giraffe got to talking. "What the hell are we doing in St. Louis?" the Giraffe asked. "I’m on the outskirts of Riyadh back in ’89," the Camel said, "113 in the goddamn shade. People burnin’ in their turbans. But I’m cool, I can go [...]