Katie Couric is No Friend of Mine

by Paul Casey

Originally published on June 27, 2008

“When I figured out the gloved, masked woman’s task, I remembered my advice to my teenage daughter…Sarah, who had the cat on her lap, suddenly thrust the animal off of her lap and screamed. I spotted the problem right away, a turd clinging to the fur on the cat’s ass…I told her if that happened to me I would kill myself.”