Apes

by Rusty Fischer

Originally published on July 1, 1998

2:28 a.m. christmas morning ’77 dad drunk in the family room playing john denver carols on the 8-track I still believe in santa in my asbestos pj’s with the feet attached peek my head around the corner dad puts the bionic man talking mork and cornelius all together in the same room of my brand [...]

TGIF

by Rusty Fischer

Originally published on April 1, 1998

goes to a five o’ clock on friday even if it is date night hopes it’s too early to be crowded buys a ticket for sci-fi and some twizzlers gets settled up front in case anyone from work shows 3 minutes ’til the previews and it’s still empty smiles round red licoriche puts his feet [...]

Gas Wave

by Rusty Fischer

Originally published on April 1, 1998

stops for gas and snickers stands there pumping chewing chick in a blue bikini the size of spit and caramel gold legs for miles glides by on a neon beach cruiser gives him the eye waves all excited he waves back flattered pumped ’til he pivots (so smooth) to throw his wrapper away sees the [...]

Smarter

by Rusty Fischer

Originally published on April 1, 1998

trying to figure the other losers at the laundry out like that kook with the bird and no shoes the broad who keeps shouting into the rusty fan and that chick who just slipped the tv guide in her purse no wonder sarah does the floors instead Share the Love:Bookmark on DeliciousDigg this postRecommend on [...]