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No Aloha
Novel by Deran Ludd
Reviewed by Scott H. Urban

The time is the late twentieth century. The setting is Colorado... but Colorado in a state of anarchy, an occupied zone in a Balkanized United States. In Deran Ludd's No Aloha, the reader is set down in a parallel universe, an alternate time-track to which no one would willingly jump. The Great Plains have become one gigantic hog farm, effectively cutting America in half. Presidential Couple for Life, Ron and Nancy Reagan, are distant despots too removed and apathetic to bring any relief to a war-torn region. United Nations' troops – 'Blue Helmets' from Europe and Mexico – impose what little order remains. Through this nightmarish landscape, a trio of adolescents roams aimlessly, a future living rendition of Brueghel's The Parable of the Blind.

Gus, Gladys and Maude are in their late teens. Where they come from and how they met is never explained. Gus and Maude are lovers, although their frantic couplings seem more like the working-off of excess energy than expressions of affection. The trio is surrounded by countless refugees as homeless and aimless as they are. They "roll" passengers on a dilapidated public transportation train for the little money they can gain. They barter goods, scrip and occasionally themselves in order to have enough to eat. They can't think beyond their next campsite and their next meal. The best thing they do is bicker amongst themselves... almost to the point where the reader wishes he could reach into the page and slap some sense into the three of them.




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It's difficult to know just how seriously to take Ludd's nightmarish "on-the-crumbling-road" fable. Some of the material is clearly tongue in cheek, while other sections are unrelievedly grim. Colorado is reeling from the reign of a more-than-right-wing "Pastor Governor" who, while imposing societal fundamentalism, had conducted hideous experiments undreamt of since Hitler's heyday. Now, in the wake of his escape, various factions vie for power, none of them giving a damn about the average Joe or Jill. The book's chapter headings are made up of the names of cocktail music artists – "Ferrante and Teicher", "Sergio Mendes and Brasil '66", "Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass" – without any connection between the names and the action. It's almost as if Ludd is saying if you grew up listening to this sanitized muzak, compare your affluence to what you might have endured if history had turned just a degree or two. (My father had these albums – in some cases, these eight-tracks. I grew up listening to them. I don't know about you.) The landscape is made even more horrifying because it's not post-apocalyptic, but rather post-capitalistic.

The only goal the teens have in mind is to locate a home Gus once knew. Before the civil war, Gus, then a hustler, participated in gay tryst with a suburban father while the family was away. Once the pilgrims find the neighborhood, their attempts to set up housekeeping are both humorous and harrowing. They are the nuclear family turned on its head and crucified like St. Peter.

It's impossible to ignore the undercurrent of religion, although Ludd refuses to make anything explicit. During the exposition, Walter, a teen even younger than Gus, is brought to a hospital. Walter is slightly wounded and protected by an unnamed guardian who refers to Walter as the "Messiah" (and then commits suicide). Later in the book, the threesome find Walter and take him under their dubious care. If Walter is the reborn Christ, his ascendancy must come after the book's close. He performs no miracles, and if he redeems anyone, it's only Gladys – and even then, it doesn't give anything away to tell you he leads all of them to tragedy by the end of the book. (Walter also has the unsettling habit of wearing girls' clothing.)

A recurring detail is the graffiti slogan "666KING", spray-painted wherever the wanderers roam. Is this rebellion on the part of Coloradans against their former Pastor Governor (named, interestingly enough, Kingson)? Will Walter become the future Antichrist? Or is this a world already in the Dark Times, civilization fraying under Satan's thumb?

The teens' journey is interesting enough in its own right, if only as a blueprint for survival in the event of world-wide collapse in the wake of Y2K. But as a reader, I still long for plot, direction, theme... all of which Ludd deliberately refuses to provide. No Aloha... no hellos, no goodbyes. Merely a slice of life and death in a world no one would care to inhabit very long. Perhaps Ludd wants us to see we're living there already, and we just haven't realized it yet.


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Scott H. Urban is a teacher and freelance writer in North Carolina. His stories, poems, articles, and reviews have appeared throughout the literary small press. His poems have been collected in Night's Voice, and he edits the litzine Frission: Disconcerting Verse. He is married, has two daughters, and spends far too much money on used books.