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D. Harlan Wilson is an award-winning novelist, editor, literary critic and English prof. Visit him online at and



Issue No. 178 ~ March, 2012

With my assistance, soon she was shitfaced for real and the media briefing culminated in a kind of battle royal, the president exiting on a telescopic ladder dangling from a Marine One helicopter like a flaccid proboscis.