account_circle by Katherine Naughton
Katherine is a late bloomer with delusions of grandeur who feels that a life-time spent analysing spending statistics just might indicate a fear of - contact.


Death of an author

Issue No. 197 ~ October, 2013

I’ve stopped using the local market. They sicken me. The waddlers, that’s what I call them. Clogged arteries, massive thighs, fat pudgy fingers gripping giant kebabs, swigging coke from litre sized plastic bottles, slapping their kids in public.