account_circle by Eric Spitznagel
Eric Spitznagel has been selling his filthy prose to the masses for well over a decade. He’s a regular contributor to Playboy magazine, and has also written for such national rags as Blender, Chicago, Harper’s, Juice, and New City. He’s the author of four humor books, including A Guy’s Guide To Dating (Doubleday, 1998). He currently lives in Chicago, where he teaches comedy writing at the world-famous Second City theater. He’s more afraid of you than you are of him.