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Known primarily for yelling at older, food-obsessed domestic abusers. Cracked, Vice, Deadspin, Voicemail Poetry.


Exactly 499 Words About Warblers

Issue No. 282 ~ November, 2020

A warbler is shaped like a photon, a round sort of softness with a straight bit at the end to indicate where motion was. Branch, sky, ground, branch. A warbler can sit still with a nervous energy that looks like flight, it hops without moving …